" punch bowl "

 [ "punch bowl" ]

1: When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl 

 [ "punch bowl" ]

1:  A bowl to drink punch out of!

  * e.g.,  ...  Need a definition? Are you stoopid? 

 [ "punch bowl" ]

2:  When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.

  * e.g.,  ...  Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face? 

 [ "punch bowl" ]

1: When a women gets in the Hot Tube on her period. Thus creating a punch bowl effect with red water.

  * e.g.,  ... Suzi, do you want to go Hot Tubbing? No, I am on the rag and don't want to Punch Bowl your tub. 

 [ "Punch Bowl" ]

1: When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink. Go fill it up . 

 [ "shit in the punch bowl" ]

1: to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... "It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."  

 [ "turd in the punch bowl" ]

1: n. A person who spoils a pleasant social situation. This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage. The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.

  * e.g.,  ... The turd in the punch bowl was Brian, who had to go rat out our awesome senior prank idea to the principal. 

 [ "turd in a punch bowl" ]

1: Someone or something that spoils a good mood.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: That was an awesome movie! 

 [ "poop in the punch bowl" ]

1:  Something that spoils the fun for everyone else. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl? 

 [ "poop in the punch bowl" ]

2:  A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.

 [ "poop in the punch bowl" ]

3:  A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

 [ "turd in the punch bowl" ]

1: A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

  * e.g.,  ... Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl. 

 [ "fruit punch bowl" ]

1: Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

  * e.g.,  ... 12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.